Hello.

That’s me, Dork Helmet. I am a sarcastic parody of the fictional character Dark Helmet, who I’m told is himself a parody of… never mind.

You may know me by my gaming names, DarkHelmet, darkhlmt, drkhlmt, or DorkHelmet. Sometimes I am addressed with my honorific, as in Lord Dark Helmet, which has been affectionately abbreviated as LDH. Feel free to use any of these methods of address. But please add the appropriate amount of respect and reverence, lest I exact vengeance on your balls, or the lady equivalent of balls. I guess those would be ovaries.

This is my blog about gaming, science, science fiction (books, movies, and TV series), fantasy, science fantasy, speculative fiction, music, and media. Maybe it will be good, maybe not. We’ll see, won’t we?